Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Wheat Kings - PR
After the preseason mega-deal with the Owls, the Kings found themselves loaded at forward with very talented, very young forwards. Although initially the plans had been to give Eric Fehr a season on the farm so as to allow him a chance to further improve and to assuage this depth, an early season injury to Daymond Langkow allowed Fehr a chance to strut his stuff on the big stage, and he did not disappoint. With five points in three games Fehr had solidified himself a roster spot and made Selke candidate Scott Hartnell expendable.
Coupled with the depth on the forward was a scarcity of comparable young defencemen. So given the situation, GM Tyler Young traded away three players who had fallen to the sidelines of the Kings' roster. Inaugrual King member and long time leading defenceman scorer Kenny Johnsson was dispatched with utility forward Danius Zubrus to the Saskatoon Saints in return for defenceman Rosario Rugerri. Then Scott Hartnell was sent to the Saskatoon Blades along with a pick for defenceman Shea Webber.
"With these two deals I feel we've solidified our d-core for the future, plus we've now trimmed down our offensive corp to its future form, more-or-less. Our choice was between Langkow and Hartnell, and in the end we felt we preferred Daymond's leadership and offensive skills over Scott's greater grit and defensive awareness. We love the defencemen we have brought in: Shea Webber is a great all-around d-man, solid defensively but offensively gifted, and he meets our criteria of disciplined play; Rosario Rugerri needs another year on the farm, but our hope is that given some more time to develop he might turn into a Sergei Gonchar-type defenceman and the future pilot of our powerplay."
News&Notes: Eric Fehr is not the only rookie making a premature push to stay on the pro roster. Niklas Bergfors, the Kings' 12th overall pick last draft, was brough up after an injury to Jakub Hulva and has had three points in two games, well actually, he had three points in one game after being given a shot on the #1 line between snipers Keith Tkachuk and Steve Bernier, whereat Bergfors' playmaking skills were on total display.
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
Clubbers - PR
Sunday, May 01, 2005
Flames - PR
hould start the playoffs tomorrow so the Flames are locked for a playoff spot." :P
Could the Flames be actually pulling itself together for once? Only time will tell as they prepare for the Saints tomorrow.
Atlanta Times
Saturday, April 30, 2005
Hurricanes - PR
The Calgary Hurricanes opened the season up in Vancouver with what is being described the most disgusting display of sportsmanship in the TFHL in recent seasons.
"Unbelievable." Said Coach Marc Crawford.
With 32 seconds into the first period period Steve Montador went right for the Hurricanes best player, Markus Naslund. Naslund is only out day to day but was banged up. "We are
taking precautionary measures with Nazzy at this time. Its early on, so we figured we'd give him a rest for Sundays game." Said Coach Crawford. Montador was immediately ejected from the game.
"This is reminiscent of Markus' days in the NHL when Steve Moore went after him. Theres no room for this kind of hockey in our league." And if it wasn't enough Tomas Divisek went after one of the leagues superstar defenseman Chris Pronger in the middle of the third period.
Divisek was ejected immediately.
"Plain and simple, the Misconducts are a dirty and disgusting team. We'll be ready next time we play them." Said Coach Crawford.
Calgary Sun 2005
Friday, April 29, 2005
Misconducts - PR
Thursday, April 28, 2005
TFHL15: Season Preview - By Tyler Young
Well, it's about time: the East is actually reaching the point where they have a respectable degree of talent on more than a couple teams. The Rednex won it last year handidly, this year they will have a hard time defending their title: the Spirit are again a threat, the Canes', Pats, Owls, Saints and Aces all have made solid improvement over the last year and now give the East a fair chance of besting the West. Watch especially the Pats: they could walk over everyone, or no one.
OF DF GT OV Comments
Rednexs A- B B+ A- Will be challenged this year for the trailor park crown
Spirit B+ B+ B+ A- The Spirit is upon us: proved themselves amoung the top last season
Hurricanes A- A- B A- Not done yet: betting on some youngsters to keep team wreaking havoc
Patriots A- B+ B B+ THE team to watch: Pats could revolutionize the league
Owls B B+ A- B+ Preseason mega-deal gives them the best goalie in the conference, hoot?
Saints B+ A- B+ B+ Spezza is no longer a martyr; team is improved from last season
Aces A- B- B+ B+ Dealt some pretty good cards, but they need to prove themselves... now?
Bobcats B B B- B Cats no longer purring, not yet roaring; Sundin an interesting addition
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Clubbers B B B B Fleury: is he the next Biron? If so the Clubbers will break into playoffs
Colt 45s B- B- B B- Shouldn't fall out of the saddle: improved from last year over offseason
Marauders B- B- B- B- Marauders will be lurking on the frontier - could sneak into the playoffs
Misconduct C+ C+ C+ C+ Will need everyone thrown out of the game in order to make the playoffs
WESTERN CONFERENCE
The Paint should hold this conference this season, although they may face a challenge from the Flames, if the Flames can figure out why with all their talent they fell on their faces last year, and the Kings, if the departure of Roberto Luongo does not make them into this year's Flames. The Achaeans and Ice will be themselves, as they always are. The Raiders, Hawks, and Blades represent a group of teams of which any could push their way into the top four, or fall to the bottom four.
OF DF GT OV Comments
Pain A A A A The Pain will continue to torment the league; third cup in a row possible
Achaeans A- A- B+ A- Like the Canes' withering, but core still there and some youth add hope
Flames A- A- B A- Like the Pats the Flames need to prove themselves; but on paper... wow!
Ice B A- A A- The Ice will do what they do: not score, not let you score.
Wheat Kings A B+ B- B+ Strange deal in preseason shows still rebuilding: how far will they fall?
Raiders B B+ B+ B+ Collapse last year defies reason: maybe these pirates lack heart?
Blades C+ B+ A B Gonchar and Theodore. Period.
Blackhawks B B A- B The Hawks are wiley and should manage to hold on to their totems.
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Canucks B+ C+ B- B- Johansson likely the most talented player in league, just only plays 50
Sioux B- B- B- B- Sioux look like they're rebuilding, but they still have a chance at p-offs
Apocalypse B- B- B- B- There may be some Sion in their future, but it's going to be a wait
Renegades B- C+ B- B- Have an outside chance of avoiding fate and making the play-offs
Wheat Kings - PR
In a move that has sent a shock through 'toontown and will likely go down as one of the most peculiar moves which GM Tyler Young has ever done, the Wheat Kings announced Wednesday that they have sent TFHL14 Vezina finalist and TFHL12 Vezina winner Roberto Loungo to the Owls, along with defenceman Martin Skoula and winger Petr Sykora. Coming to the Kings are center Josh Hennessy, winger Eric Fehr, defenceman Karol Rachunek, and goalie Kevin Weekes.
Triggering the shock is the seeming lack of any reason for this move. The Wheat Kings are already fairly deep at forward with young skilled players and Luongo is one of the league's preeminent goalies. However, the deal is now done and it will no doubt take a few years to demonstrate what was the ultimate result.
"These kind of trades are definately shocking," Tyler Young commented, "but you have to understand we want to build a dominant team here, so the key is to always aim for the bigger picture and not let an infatuation with a chance at immediate success blind us to following through with what the plan was all along: we want our team to be dominant, and all along trading Luongo was expected at a point before his play began to diminish - and thanks to his good season last year his value is as high as it will ever be."
Asked about the departure of Skoula and Sykora, both of whom are not chump-change, plus his plan for goal this season after losing Luongo's intended heir, Kari Lehtonen, in free agency, Mr. Young responded:
"Our hope is that Kevin Weekes will provide adequate goaltending this year - all he has to do is stop the puck eighty-nine percent of the time and we will be fine. We're not demanding excellence from him, heck Roberto wasn't statistically great last year, with our defence letting only about 25 shots against, we only need our goalies not to kill us. As for Sykora and Skoula, we figured it was fair cost for what we got in return. We think Hennessy looks like a young Langkow, and will no doubt be at the core of our team for the next decade. Fehr is the type of guy we've been looking for to fit in on our future third line with Hartnell and Kostitsyn, a versatile skilled guy with defensive instints, but he'll get another year on the farm first. Rachunek is no throw in either, he had fifty points last season and will hopefully add a boost to our dormant power-play, moreover talent-wise he's not too much of drop-off from Skoula in anything but defensive awareness."
TRADE POSSIBILITY: I wouldn't mind acquiring a goalie in a fair trade, if you're looking for something and have netminder you wouldn't mind dealing, then email me. Keith Tkachuk, the perannual 40 goal man and all-star, could definately be had if the deal is right, as could any of my players in a fair trade.
Clubbers - PR
Blackhawks - PR
Sergei Zubov (via Free Agency)
Flames - PR
andings after noticing some weird trade activity that appears to have made the Wheatkings very weak in goal and on the blueline. LET THE SEASON BEGIN!
Flames
Monday, April 25, 2005
Saints - PR
Keith Ballard D R 70 60 74 71 99 72 80 93 65 61 74 42 49 77 *20 187,500 3R
David Turon D R 45 50 90 41 79 99 74 75 82 58 98 34 42 77 20 600,000 2R
John Adams D R 63 68 73 82 81 87 76 55 79 83 59 47 38 75 *20 600,000 2R
Ilja Bryzgalov G L 80 80 93 60 59 79 79 77 84 NA NA 43 45 75 *25 800,000 1R
TFHL 9 Saskatchewan Wheat Kings - Tyler Young
TFHL10 Saskatoon Saints - Geoffrey Young
TFHL11 Saskatoon Sioux - Jasen Berry
TFHL12 No Tournament
TFHL13 No Tournament
TFHL14 Saskatoon Saints - Geoffrey Young
TFHL15 Oh, the suspense...
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TFHL14 Standings
TEAM W - L - T - PTS GF – GA
Saints 2 1 0 4 11 8
Ice 1 1 1 3 8 5
Blades 1 1 1 3 7 6
Wheat Kings 1 2 0 2 6 12
Aces - PR
By Eileen Forward, Chepstow Times
Following a busy off-season, the Aces began filtering back into Chepstow today to begin their training camp. The many new faces will meet each other for the first time today at a BBQ scheduled this afternoon at the estate of Aces GM and owner, Dave Walter.
"After going out in 5 games to the Spirit in round one of last year's
play-offs, we knew we were going to have to make some changes." said GM Walter in an exclusive interview with the Times. "Last year we were blessed with an incredibly talented but young team. That youth hurt is in the play-offs, and we knew we needed to add some leadership to this club to help our young guns succeed."
Gone from the Aces are veterans Paul Kariya, Zigmund Palfy, Yanic Pereault, Pierre Turgeon, and goalie Jocelyn Thibault. Joining the team in leadership roles are veterans Owen Nolan, Saku Koivu, Jeremy Roenick, Jason Allison, Derian Hatcher and Patrice Brisbois.
Walter commented that he hated to turn over so many veteran players, but free
agency made Palfy, Pereault and Turgeon too expensive considering the young players waiting to fill their skates, and the salary of Kariya was restricting the Aces' ability to fill holes and remain under the salary cap. It was also time for goalie Jocelyn Thibault to move on with rookie phenom Barry Brust waiting in the wings to claim the #1 net minder spot.
Expected to be announced at this afternoon's BBQ is that Owen Nolan will become the new captain, and that Saku Koivu and Jeremy Roenick will have the 'A' sewn to their jerseys.
Optimism abounds in Chepstow going into pre-season play. Fans of the TFHL will be hard pressed to find a more exciting line than the one of Tim Brent, Ilya Kovolchuk and Jason Allison, backed by sniper defensemen Aaron Rome and the intensity of Braydon Coburn patroling the blue line. Look for the Aces to be a serious force in the East this season.
Season tickets available at 888-444-ACES.
Wheat Kings - PR
The Saskatchewan Wheat Kings arrived today in Saskatoon after a short off-season reprive with only a couple new faces - a surprising change for the once trade-maniac Kings, but who can blaim them for their inactivity? You don't go playing with a team that topped the league.
The final segment of the break was completed Sunday as the Wheaties drafted Niklas Bergfors (12th overall), Tuukka Rask (61st overall), and Erkka Leppanen (65th overall).
"We were in a relaxed position in drafting," GM Tyler Young commented to the media Sunday, "which meant we could take a bit of a chance with our picks. Bergfors is especially interesting: since we are loaded with young, gifted snipers, we decided to take a chance on finding a premium set-up man, someone to feed our snipers for a long time to come."
While the Wheat Kings did not undergo much change from last season, the President Trophy Champs did gain a year of maturity and their outstanding year lead to much development in the squad:
"Even with the same players as last year, we are still a much more talented club than last year thank to the our overall development," Mr. Young said. "However, there are a lot of teams that have seen much more improvement through trades and player development and are now ready threats to any chance of us repeating at the top; so we'll see what we can do, but our boys know this year that the key is the playoffs."
The only significant editions to the Kings roster are young sniper Alex Kositsyn, acquired from the Aces, and back-up Manny Legace, aquired through free agency. Departing are Mike York and Aaron Rome to the Aces, and Kari Lehtonen via Free Agency.
In other news, the Wheat Kings were big winners at the TFHL awards. Winger Dimtri Kazionov tied with the Canucks' Jonas Johansson for the Calder Trophy, coach Mike Keenan won the Jack Adams, and defenceman Slava Suchy took home the Alka-Seltzer Trophy.
Sunday, April 24, 2005
Hurricanes - PR
The Calgary Hurricanes players began arriving in Calgary in preparation for their pre-season beginning on Tuesday. The Hurricanes have managed to continue keeping the same roster in tact season after season since they won the TFHL Cup in TFHL12. The current Hurricanes roster heading into pre-season action boasts 9 TFHL Cup champions from that team in TFHL12.
"Experience is necessary when it comes to the playoffs. We have character guys on this team that will help the youngsters like the Svitovs, Keslers and Kings of the team that haven't won a cup yet." said Captain Chris Pronger.
WHO'S GONE?
Rosario Ruggeri - Rookie defenseman was traded as part of the acquisition of goaltender Pascal LeClaire.
Roman Cechmanek - Overrated goaltender was traded prior to free agency and his sub-par performance.
Shane Endicott - The Injury prone forward was traded right after the conclusion of the season.
Dan Boyle - Defenseman fell out of favour with Marc Crawfords coaching style
Marek Malik - Worst plus\minus in the history of the Hurricanes.
WHO'S ARRIVED?
Pascal Leclaire - Goaltending sensation Leclaire is expected to fill in the void with two solid defenseman ahead of him, Chris Pronger and Bryan Mccabe.
Bryan Mccabe - Rugged scoring defenseman added to compliment the already powerful defense including the likes of Chris Pronger, Pavel Kubina, Robert Schnabel and Richard Matvichuk.
Sheldon Souray - Souray has been added as a six defenseman on a roster that is full of talent. He is expected to bring experience and leadership.
"We made a lot of changes. But at the same time a lot of young guys really improved in the offseason. Just look at our guys like Ryan Kesler, Jason King and Robert Schnabel. All guys who played on the farm and pro last season will be regulars this season." Said GM Derek Major.
The Hurricanes are prepped and ready for a big season ahead. The team is looking forward to recapturing the TFHL Cup.
Calgary Sun 2005
Saturday, April 23, 2005
Flames - PR
Flames
Sunday, April 17, 2005
Wheat Kings - PR
Emerging from what was their slowest FA period to date, the Kings still managed some small changes. Key was the resigning of Selke finalist Scott Hartnell, forty goal man Petr Sykora, and all-around utility player Danius Zubrus to four year contracts at reasonable rates, as well as the addition of Manny Legace as a back-up for Roberto Luongo.
The surprise of free agency for the Kings was the offer made to goaltending prosepct Kari Lehtonen by the Sioux. The three year, 13.2 million dollar offer was deemed excessive by GM Tyler Young and Lehtonen was bid a fond ado. The Kings received the 12th and 61st overall picks in the upcoming draft as compensation.
The Wheaties are now preparing for the draft. As always, GM Young is maintaining a strict code of secrecy as far as potential picks. The Kings have a history of rare participation in the draft, but of great success when they do so. To date their only pick since the TFHL was reconstituted has been Steve Bernier, chosen 13th overall last year, who cracked the President Trophy champion's roster in the second half of the last season and was a big part of the Kings' late season surge. He has a guaranteed spot on the Kings' first line for the upcoming season alongside Keith Tkachuk and Daymond Langkow.
"There's nothing much that we need, moreover our roster is already fairly young," Tyler Young commented to reporters Sunday. "I think we'll just take the player we think is best at that pick, we have the luxury for the first time since I took over the Kings seven seasons ago to begin to stock the pantry; we can take it slow, not force these kids into the pros until they're ready."
Sunday, April 10, 2005
Hurricanes - PR
"Let me tell you this. Those piece of s*** rascals on the Saints are going down this season. I had a good cup of joe with Pascal LeClaire after we pulled him away from their team and he is assuring me we'll knock them down every time."
As GM Major sat in his leather chair at the top of the Saddledome corporate offices in Calgary, he was throwing darts on a dart board that featured the Saints logo. "We've won our division the last 3 seasons in a row for a reason, then they knocked us out, again. We'll be making a
statement this year."
On the topic of the Achaeans bidding on RFA Brendan Morrison for 2.5 million dollars, GM Major responded with a simple catch phrase. "Damn you."
And as he was walking out of the Saddledome offices his assistant Cindy mentioned that 2.5 million isn't that much considering he's paying a farm player 2 million $ in Martin Lapointe, and 2.5 million $ in Richard Matvichuk. GM Major turned to his assistant.
"Damn you too, you're fired."
Calgary Sun
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Pain - PR
Rumours flying About Big Names Leaving Michigan
With the upcoming parade in the next few days, what should be celebration turned ugly with GM Goodlet and GM Elliot exchanging shots. GM Elliot was Interviewed on TSN by phone late last night. "It makes me sick that GM Goodlet is supporting the actions of his team. It was the Finals of the playoffs but when your gooning guys to win it completely washes away any respect. When you have Mike Fisher who is one of hte grittest guys gets hurt, you really have to wonder what the other teams motives are. Even their fairy players like Kol-nancy is playing with no respect after his suspension from the Redneck series. You know last season I didn't want the summer to end, but now I can't wait to see the schedule to find out when we get a crack at them again. We will haunt them; Payback in Pain. But its over now, we got out alive. Hey whats that saying, threes a charm? I guess 4 is a charm eh Goody ;)" A very emotional playoffs brought the tension to an alltime high.
In other Pain news, reports are that the following players maybe not in a Michigan uniform for next season. (psst. give me your offers) Big names equals, equal returns
60 Jason Ryznar LW L OK 81 73 53 78 89 87 84 70 56 66 88 33 25 76
24 Brendan Witt D L OK 83 71 85 72 85 70 69 60 67 76 53 57 53 77
56 Ed Jovanovski D L OK 78 76 76 87 99 61 73 74 77 78 80 64 66 81
21 Roman Hamrlik D L OK 68 73 77 85 84 72 73 76 79 71 71 84 69 79
My upcoming 1st round draft pick, formly Misconducts 1st. #rd over all w/o draft lottery! This has to go!
Michigan Press
Monday, March 28, 2005
Flames - PR
Some of the bigger names this year are:
Centers:
Jason Allison (81OV); one of the better playmaking centers in the league. He also ripped it up during last season's all-star game.
Petr Dvorak (82OV); one of the best upcoming 2-way centers. He finished 6th overall last year for rookies and was only a few points out of top 3. He worked really hard during the offseason and really improved his game.
Leftwings:
Marian Gaborik (82OV); there is not much to say about Gaborik. He is just purely amazing. He has really worked on his endurance and defense in the osseason. His skills stats are very similar to Jagr and Kovalev, EXCEPT he is 10 years younger. This kid is just scary.
Kyle Calder (80OV); no one does it like Calder on the PP. Last season he lead the league for PP goals. He has really bulked up and will continue to be a gritty scorer, who will stick up for his teammates.
Rightwings:
Rick Nash (81OV); have you ever seen a train play hockey before? Nash is the fastest, strongest, most physical player in the league. Did I mention his passing and scoring is near the top in the league. This kid already resembles Bertuzzi but with mroe power and skill. Scary isn't it...
Nathan Horton (79OV); Not much was expected out of Horton but his off season training was probably the best out of the bunch. The kid has dedication. During the offseason he trained with Gaborik and Horton is now close to Gaborik's skill level. That is just sick.
The defense is led by Kaberle, Redden, Stuart, Van Ryn, and the newest addition of Ramholt. Ramholt has an amazing shot. Its scary when 3 out of your top 4 defenseman boast passing around the 80 mark. The Flames PP looks like it will remain top in the league.
The Flames have also decided to stick with Boucher as the #1 goalie. He improved over the offseason and was a .500 goalie playing under a team with no chemistry last year. If Lalime can drive to the playoffs, there is no reason why Boucher cannot do it as well.
Dare to look at the Flames roster, it is quick sick. Even the farm team has solid prospects at every position with 2 first rounders and 4 second round picks in the next 2 years. Did I mention 1/2 the team is 20 years old or younger? :P
The Flames future has never looked so bright.
PS - Ptarick, GM of the team has also went through counselling in the offseason and now has grater control over himself. He has received help and will not make 25+ trades like last season.
Pain - PR - TFHL CHAMPIONS!
PAIN ON BRINK OF DYNASTY
Detroit Michigan:
Last night, the Michigan Pain captured their second TFHL Cup in as many seasons. They stomped the Guelph Spirit 5 - 2 in the 7th and deciding game. Mike Fisher scored his 9th in the first period to what amounted to the eventual Cup winning goal. The series was a most entertaing and gruling affair. The Spirit shocked the Pain in the first game by a score of 3-1.
However the Pain won the next three games in which all three times Patrick Lalime was pulled. The Spirit fought back by forcing a game 7. In the eventual championship game, Patrick Lalime was again pulled after letting in 5 goals. The hype around the series was if the Pain would be able to beat the red hot Lalime. Ironically in last years finals, the same question was said about Curtis Joseph. Well it turns out that both could not handle the high heat. The Series turned ugly in game 2. Weiss ejected fromt he game after charging at Eric Daze. Daze was fine but the intent to injury was there. Game three saw a ruthless cross-check by Joni Pitkanen. He was suspened for his check to the head on Comrie. Again the Spirit's ugly head surfaced in game 4 with Dion Phaneuf's ill use of a stick on Mike Fisher's face. Fisher had to leave the game but before it ended tempers flew as a few blows were exchanged. Phaneuf in game 5 attempted to injure Yashin but was given a game misconduct for his temper. In game 6 Hamrlik was clipped in the eye by an errant Hossa, and Hamrlik needed stiches. In game 7 on the first shift, Yashin hooked
Hossa down and drew a penalty. Hossa then swung his stick and Yashin defended himself by clipping Hossa in the face. Hossa would not return and Yashin was ejected on a contraversal call.
Press Conference
After the game, GM Elliot had a few comments to make. "I am extremely proud to be apart of the this organization on a history making day. To win once in this league is amazin but to win back to back TFHL Cups is amazing. We are the second team in history to accomplsih this and the 4th team to win 2 championships. We plan on continuing this success next year and creating a team for the ages. I can not say enough about our guys. Everyone of them is a work horse; everyone gave it their all. What can I say about the Daze, Yash, and Pail line. They dominated the playoffs; Yashin missing the playoff record of most points by a few. Hamrlik and Markov were warriors on defence for us. Fisher played unbelievable grit hockey, with some big hits. We were sure glad to get Roenick for the playoff run. We decided to pick JR up from the Apocalypse and boy did he come threw. We have to thank GM Sykes for the opportunity. This year is differnet because we won 3 seventh games to win the championship. Last year we never faced elmination once and never lost 2 games in a row. This year we alomst tied the goals scored in a playoff series record. I have to admit that the Spirit's managment decsions were superior. The coaching strategy was tricky at times to compete against. With that said I am a little dissapointed with the Spirit's goon play. They went out to take us out, literally. No one said it wasn't going to be a battle, but they turned it into a war. Well its amazing and we will cherish this Cup but we better make it three!"
BELOW - PICTURES
1. TFHL CUP
2. JR scores on Lalime in game 3
3. Hossa takes JR's legs out with no penalty call
4. A degected Lalime as he gets pulled for the 4th time in the series. The
Offensive Terror could not be stopped!
5. The players piled on the ice when the game ended
6. Vinny holding the holy grail
Saturday, March 12, 2005
Pain - PR
The Pain easily handled the Achaeans in 5 games. With a minute and a half left in the 5th game of the series, Yashin scored to send home the Achaeans for the second straight year. Vegas had the Achaeans as the favourites; they predicted a 6 game win for the Achaeans. The 'godly' predictions were wrong, and the wave of offensive Terror moves on to face the Ice. GM Elliot had some thoughts on the Achaeans series. "The news may make it seem like we beat the Achaeans easily but trust me on it, we worked hard for every win. They have many superstars, which was hard to contain. With that said, every player went out and played his role perfectley. With the contracts the Achaeans players have, we won't see the last of them." GM Elliot was then questioned on the comments made by GM Butchart. "What kind of godly herb has he been smoking? I have no idea what he is talking about? Sometimes I wonder..."
PAIN TO FACE ICE
For the second straight year, the Pain and Ice will square off to battle for the right to represent the West in the TFHL Cup Finals. What is ironic about this statement is GM Elliot told the press after last seasons series victory that the Pain would not see the last of the Ice. The Ice are built young, and it is at no surprise that they are in the Conference championships again. It will be the battle of offence vs defence again. Last year the offence was to much even for the stingy Ice. With subtle improvements this year, the Pain pack more punch. GM Elliot made some cracks at the Ice "They will be extremely tough to beat. I think if we stiick to our game plan we can come out of this series with four wins. The Ice play a style which is almost unique to the league. They play so defensively that I hope they don't forget that to win they have to score goals as well. We are ready to go, we will shoot till we break down the mighty Ice Wall."
Michigan Press
p.s. To whom it may concern: I think we skated around you :)
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Achaenans - PR
Achaeans.
Since the league has undergone revamping, the team has finished second twice. No one seems to remember what position the team finished in last year due to the local newspaper printing press burning to the ground. This season saw the locals finish a measly 2 points behind divisional rival and President's Trophy winning Wheat Kings. They would have finished first, if it wasn't for those darn Flames and their dog.
The team has also enjoyed its first playoff series win in the new format. Even though it was a sweep, the Renegades put up a tough fight.
Now they are in a very tough series against a very strong, and defending champs, the Michigan Pain. Recently, rival GM Elliot made some disparaging remarks about the Achaeans, mostly about their age: "I think they are so old we will just be skating around them like nobodies business...". This seems odd, since the Pain are only 2 years younger on average. GM Elliot
should also take note of where the Achaeans finished in the regular season.
When asked about these comments, GM Butchart had this to say: "Senile, eh? Bucktoothed am I? Boney arms are they? Liver spots did I? Chinless will you!? We'll show this team that last season is last season. We may be down a game, but it still takes 4 games to win get to the next round. There's still lots of hockey left in this series, and we have a great mix of exuberant youth and learned experience to get to the next round".
Regardless, whichever team is able to get out of this round has a terrific chance of getting to the finals, but they will have to get past further tough competition in either the Ice or Wheat Kings.
Ayton Advocate
Saturday, March 05, 2005
TFHL14: Round 2 Play-Off Preview - By Tyler Young
Eastern Conference
Rednex vs Saints
Talk about a Pyrhic victory: the Saints pull off the upset of the tourney by knocking out the 'Canes in seven, only to lose their superstar Jason Spezza for the rest of the playoffs and their #1 goalie, Ilya Bryzgalov, for at least two games. Do you believe? Can the little Saints topple the might Rednex? No. The Nex have too much offensive talent not to take advantage of the Saints spotting them a couple games. However, here is a thought - what if Pascal Leclaire gets called-up and actually plays up to his talent? The Saints may just have a prayer. Rednex in five.
Spirit vs Owls
Well, I won't doubt the Spirit again. Patrick Lalime was solid in the first round and sits behind a team that has a number of gifts - however, Zach Parise will miss the next one to two games, but that shouldn't diminish the Spirit. The Owls got out of the first round thanks to their offence, and Mike Modano was not even that effective. The Owls' problem is in net: can Felix Potvin out-play Patrick Lalime? Spirit in seven.
Western Conference
Wheat Kings vs Ice
Well 'toonians can't complain about the action their gettin'. The Ice quickly dispatched their cross-town rival, the Blades, in four games and now face off against another 'toon-town team, the Wheat Kings. The secret of the Ice success was evident in the first series, allowing on four goals against. The Wheat Kings, a much more two-sided machine, got out of their first series by virtue of their offense. This series is interesting in that it involves two of the most defensive teams in the league, yet the Kings will not be able to play at that level unless their All-World goalie Roberto Luongo starts to perform as he can. On the other side, the Ice have superstar in net with Martin Biron, but their offense is somewhat suspect, especially facing the might of the Kings. This one is a tight call, someone will take it in six, I'll say the Wheaties.
Achaeans vs Pain
The struggle of the Titans and the Olympians ensues - either of these teams could win the cup, but first they must cast the other guy into Tartarus. The Achaeans emerged from a light series against the Renegades and should be well rested. The Pain on the other hand are coming-out of an excrutiating experience battling the Blackhawks. Some might see their long battle with the 'Hawks as a sign of weekness, but the defending champs likely pulled the toughest first round cookie when they had to face-off against them. The Pain are suprisingly well rested and ready to go. An interesting story may be in net, where Dan Cloutier was solid in the first round, while Vezina possibility J-S Giguere was somewhat questionable. Achaeans in six.
Results Round 1:
Rednex vs Colt 45 - Rednex in four --- Rednex in six
Owls vs Clubbers - Owls in five --- Owls in six
Hurricanes vs Saints - Canes in six --- Saints in seven
Spirit vs Aces - Aces in five --- Spirit in five (well at least I had the games right)
Wheat Kings vs Canucks - Wheat in six --- Wheat in five
Achaeans vs Renegades - Achaeans in four --- Achaeans in four
Pain vs Blackhawks - Pain in six --- Pain in seven
Blades vs Ice - Ice in six --- Ice in four
Team Perfect
6/8 1/8
Thursday, March 03, 2005
Aces - PR
By Kent C. Wright, Chepstow Times
Despite a quick and decisive start to the best-of-7 TFHL quarter finals, the Aces quickly faltered as the Spirit woke up and won the next 4 games straight.
It was a close series, and although the Aces out shot the Spirit in every game except game 5, they just couldn't find a way to win.
GM Dave Walter said after the game that although he was disappointed, he was happy with the performance of his young stars. "Although we lost, I'm excited about the future of this team. We've got a great mix of youth and enthusiasm that is sure to make us serious contenders going into next season".
Walter also commented that the Aces were going to spend the off season evaluating the team's strengths and weaknesses, and making moves where necessary to plug any holes that are evident.
Monday, February 28, 2005
Spirit - PR
Spirit “unaware” playoffs began, says GM.
The Spirit fell behind early in their series against the Chepstow Aces in yesterday’s game, held in Guelph, as they were shellacked 9-1. A summary of the game is basically useless, as everyone on the Aces did very, very well, and everyone on the Spirit stunk.
“Here’s what happened,” explained GM Goodlet. “This Dave Walter waltzes into the league and inherits a team full of awesome players that had been underperforming due to poor management. Making moves that even a stupid chimpazee could figure out, his team suddenly “gets better”. Then, suspiciously, a free 24 of beer arrives on my doorstep Saturday morning. The next thing I remember, it’s time to go to work on Monday, and I find out the playoffs started yesterday!”
Rumours continue to swirl that Goodlet, in a drunken stupor, ordered the local Timbits hockey team to take the ice against the Aces, because “he thought it would be funny.” Goodlet maintains that Walter somehow broke into his house, stole some of his DNA, cloned him, and forced that clone to issue the Timbits order. Police have so far refused comment.
“We’ll be ready to go today” avowed Goodlet. “I mean, we managed to hold them to 9 goals and even scored one yesterday, and we iced a team of six-year olds.”
The Spirit, lacking top centre Radek Bonk, will look to even the series today.
Sunday, February 27, 2005
TFHL14: Play-Off Preview - By Tyler Young
Rednex vs Colt 45
Ah, of all the series, this one best exemplifies the class, the sophistication, the all-around haute couture of l'esprit de hockey. The Rednex, the Colt 45'S - to say it is like speaking a Botacelli painting, or another tour de force from Kid Rock. Yes, for all ya Hillbillies, Hicks, and Rubes out there, we give you the one and only Pick-Up Truck Classic. The Rednex have ascended to the top of the East through some good moves by GM Ambrose Garvey and deservedly took the conference this year. They don't have a lot of depth, but who needs depth when you have the top four they do, led by Rocket Richard winner Alexei Kovalev. The Colt 45's similarly made it into the playoff by virtue of some savy moves; GM Justin Mastrangelo pulled-off a significant coup and playoff-making deal by getting Marty Turco and Patrice Bergeron from the Saints for Pascal Leclaire. However, in this battle of Middle America, those of the red neck should take it. Rednex in four.
Owls vs Clubbers
The Owls have a couple big hooters, that's for sure. Mike Modano and Joe Thornton are the biggest one-two combo in the league, the problem is that the Owls don't have much depth. But the Clubbers have a nice pair of knockers as well with Jarome Iginla and Pavol Demitra. This may turn into an interesting series, but it will likely end up being rather shallow. The Owls in five.
Hurricanes vs Saints
I'll bet Saint's GM and league commish Geoff Young is running around in circles and shouting: "Yeaaah!" The Saints are no doubt revelling at the chance to know-off their longtime nemesis; this is the TFHL's longest running and most heated rivalry - although it has sorted of been put on simmer for the last while, this may just be the thing needed to make it boil again. The Saints are lead by Jason Spezza, while former Cup champs the Hurricanes still have one of the most formidable rosters in the league. This series will come down to grit. Here's a question for GM Young: do you pull up you hot-shot young goalie, Pascal Leclaire, and give him another shot? His talent will likely be required, yet his five hole is a big liability. Canes in six.
Spirit VS Aces
This should be the most watched series in the East. The Aces and the Spirit have oodles of awesome, bronzed young talent, plus two of the oldest, moldiest veteran GMs in the league. The Spirit are compelled by Vlad "Who?" Orszagh, Zach "the Dakota Kid" Parise, Krys "If I had a middle name with a K it would be really embarrasing" Kolanos, and Marian "it's Ha-SAH" Hossa. In the red corner, the Aces have so much talent, one must wonder why they aren't sitting at the top of league: Ilya Kovalchuk, Ziggy Palffy, Paul Kariya, Vaclav Nedorost; and then the kids, my goodness!, the kids: Dominic D'Amour, Andy Berenzweig, Alex Kostitsyn, and Tim Brent. I hate to break the Spirit's, well, spirit, but it's all Aces. Aces in five.
Western Conference
Wheat Kings vs Canucks
The Wheat Kings? The Wheat Kings? What the...? Yes, you can rightly say that Mr. "I've been in a coma the last two months." It seems being at the bottom of the league is good for something - it forces the team's GM to deal, and deal, and put together a team that can go from .389 to .613 in fifty games and handedly win the President's Trophy. What is perhaps most interesting about this series is that it features some of the best young talent in the game: the Canucks' Jonas Johansson and the Wheaties' Dmitri Kazionov tore-up the league this year; also featured are Matt Jones, Eric Staal, Jakub Hulva, Steve Bernier, and Dany Heatly. It's hard to see the Wheaties falling, but the Canucks are the sort of team that could pull-off an upset. That being said, the Kings have handled the Canucks quite easily this season. Wheat Kings in six.
Achaeans vs Renegades
The hardy men of Hellas may have nothing to fear in this battle. The Renegades can claim a victory just by making it out of the 88 game epic struggle which we in the Western Conference call the regular season - but like poor Aeneas, they will be renegades indeed, and off to find their future. The Achaeans, although with some rust starting to show on their armour, boast four lines of rolling thunder and some of the finest snipers in the league. Dan Cloutier has never been a bettin' man's favourite, but all he needs to do is let in less goals than his team scores - simple enough, right? Achaeans in four.
Pain vs Blackhawks
Ah the Pain, the Pain... After starting the season tormenting the league, the defending champs looked like they had this season in a sinch; then fate entered and they started to lose - going through a troubling second half, watching their reign of terror collapse in the face of the little upstart corporals, apply named Kings. That being said, this series is the Pain's to lose - but they may just lose it: the Hawks are proven playoff competitors and just the team to take on the Pain. The Pain could find themselves dispatched to the guilatine, but with their talent they will likely live to die another day. Pain in six.
Blades vs Ice
A High Noon Showdown at the OK Economy as the two Saskatoon rivals go at. Needless to say, the Blades were the surpise of the season, consistently playing at the top of the West and in the end deserving of home ice advantage. Backed-up in net by the solid Jose Theodore and piloted by Sergei Gonchar, the Blades may just continue their season long success. The Ice on the other hand are the TFHL's Scotsmen - stingy, stingy, stingy. The best defensive team in the league, they finished the season with 13 less goals against than the second most defensive team. Of course lack of goals could ice the Ice, but unless Theodore can win the series by himself, the Ice should have this one. Ice in six.
Blackhawks - PR
Aces - PR
Pain - PR
The Pain will face the Bulin Wall and the Blawkhawks. The Blawkhawks will not be an easy team to advance from. If the Pain are to be succesful tehy will need to control the Center of the ice with two former all-stars, Lindros, and Christensen. The Pain will also need to get to the Bulin Wall fast, but reports are that Nikolai is not feeling up to par. GM Elliot was questioned as to what he thought about the Hawks, "This could be the last time we see the Blawkhawks in ahwile because they have traded away all their future for this moment. That moment is a shotgun start tournament at Pebble Beach in a weeks time." GM Elliot all jokes before the game, but come game time, the mood shall change.
RELATED NEWS
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Michigan Press
Flames - PR
ir rookie, Dvorak on the blocks and already have a deal in place. The other rumor is they will have a ton of free cash in the offseason to make a big jump on a true #1 goalie. With the team finally coming together, it looks like the Flames are in a position to contend next year. Flames, GM had the following comments before the start of the playoffs. "We are on the outside looking in again but that is fine with the franchise. We didn't expect immediate results but knew it would take time. Many still believe in the conspiracy about the Flames and their poor start and believe the commish was still mad at the Flames team having a gangbang with his wife during last offseason but what can you do. Where the team has struggled to make money in the arena, the naked pictures and hardcore movie they made is settign record sales on the internet."
The team is getting ready for next season and their next film. I heard the GM of the Wheatkings wife and sister are hot as well....
Patrick
Flames
Hurricanes - PR
Calgary, AB - It came down to the wire and the Hurricanes just couldn't deliver. The team could have had first overall in the Eastern Conference but fell into a miserable slump going into the playoffs. A terrible 2-5-3 record in the last 10 games spelled the end for a third franchise consecutive 100-point plateau season.
The team is entering a trying playoff season which will see them take on the rival Senators in what should be an exciting and eventful matchup. Not in the lineup against the Senators will be top centre Shawn Bates and winger Shane Endicott. Bates is expected back for Game 2 while Endicott is expected to be out possibly until the 3rd round, if the Hurricanes make it that far.
The Hurricanes top line against the Senators today will be Alexandre Svitov, recently moved back to centre, which is a position he was drafted at. On Svitov's side he will have Markus Naslund and Bill Guerin. The crafty wingers are expected to produce a bulk of the output for this club.
Hurricanes Report Card
OFFENSE: A+
The Hurricanes boast an impressive lineup of scoring talent including the likes of Alexandre Svitov, Markus Naslund, Bill Guerin, Brendan Morrison, Anson Carter, and Shane Endicott.
DEFENSE: C+
The Hurricanes lost a vital asset of their defense core with the trade that sent Janne Niinimaa to the Senators for Shane Endicott. With only Chris Pronger as the strongest defenseman on the team, it leaves a gapping hole with only players such as Pavel Kubina, Richard Matvichuk, Marek Malik and Robert Schnabel.
GOALTENDING: B+
Roman Cechmanek played well this season and helped turn around woes for the Hurricanes franchise. His contract is up for renewal, its a wonder whether or not the Hurricanes may renew it.
PLAYOFF PREVIEW
Calgary is up for a tough challenge. There is no All-Star goaltender like Sean Burke, and no tough defense core that helped drive the Hurricanes in the past. If the Hurricanes can overcome their season issues against the Senators and defeat them, it is likely this club will have the ability to go to the TFHL Championship final. The team needs to regroup and focus, otherwise it will be over before it even starts.
Calgary Sun 2005
Wednesday, February 09, 2005
Hurricanes - PR
Friday, December 31, 2004
Hurricanes - PR
Sunday, November 21, 2004
Geoffrey Young - PR
Friday, November 19, 2004
Wheat Kings - PR
The Wheat Kings announced Friday that they had completed a three-way deal with the Saints and Misconduct. The deal is the second one in less than a week in which the Kings have added a premiere young talent. The nine player, three team deal saw long time Wheaties Niklas Hagman and Dan Sprang leave along with prospect Valterri Filpulla, in return the Kings acquired Jakup Hulva and one-time Wheatie Steve McCarthy.
"Anytime you deal the kind of talent we did it hurts," GM Tyler Young commented, "but the key is to get back talent in return where you need it. We gave away Danny, who was a an outstanding player and only beginning what will be an excellent career, and Nicklas, who has been a consistent worker for us for two seasons; but we felt with the skill and youth of our current defense Danny was expendable in the right deal as long as we could get back a decent defenceman to fill his spot, and Nik had to go to make the deal possible."
With McCarthy, who is young and solid defensively, the Wheat Kings believe they have added another solid top four d-man and some one who can adequately fill in Sprang's sport. However, the real jem of the deal is Hulva. He as been long coveted by the Kings - he is rumoured to have been their desired player back in the TFHL13 draft. Like Dmitri Kazionov, picked-up last week, Hulva has tremendous goal scoring ability; however, he is also a more rounded player with excellent on-ice vision and play-making skill.
"The acquisition of Hulva is an unbelievable joy," Mr. Young stated. "With Hulva, Kazionov, Hartnell, and Jones, I think we are on par with some of the best as far as having a young, extremely talented core in place for the next ten years. These last couple deals have solidified this team for I don't know how many seasons - it's almost sad when I think about it, I'm soon going to lose opportunities to make deals with a group like this in place."
Monday, November 15, 2004
Pain - PR
Although the teams success so far did not prompt why Kimmo was traded. The only explanation we can think of, is that Yonkman is potentially a better player then Kimmo Timonen. The Pain also have many players not seeing ice time as they are rich with depth. GM Elliot is still considering deals, but is being very cautious. Reports are that the coaching staff is not happy
with the play of Alex Tanguay. Most likely GM's will try and claim him in a trade.
Michigan Press
Sunday, November 14, 2004
Hurricanes - PR
Friday, November 12, 2004
Bobcats - PR
Sunday, November 07, 2004
Hurricanes - PR
Saturday, November 06, 2004
Hurricanes - PR
Clubbers - PR
It may not be surprising as much as it was inevitable. The 2nd line of Vasicek, Sedin and Tkachenko has seen its first casualty of the year. The first 4 games of the season has seen the line play ice cold. The line is a combined -4 at the beginning of the season and because of that Sedin will spend time in the press box tonight when the Clubbers face a much improved Sioux team. Coach Nolan has expressed his concern that the team is a 1 line team, and without a significant contribution from the 2nd line the team will be playing golf again this spring.
With the benching of Sedin, Coach Nolan has called up rookie Jeff Tambellini, the rookie sensation led the
While Coach Nolan concedes that this is a one time change and not a permanent benching for Sedin, he hopes that the opportunity to watch a game may help Sedin appreciate that he is in the line-up. Nolan is also hoping the benching may instill a new sense of urgency into line mates Vasicek and Tkachenko or there may be more benchings to come.