Sunday, April 10, 2005

Hurricanes - PR

CALGARY HURRICANES LOOK TO TAKE ON THE WORLD

"Let me tell you this. Those piece of s*** rascals on the Saints are going down this season. I had a good cup of joe with Pascal LeClaire after we pulled him away from their team and he is assuring me we'll knock them down every time."

As GM Major sat in his leather chair at the top of the Saddledome corporate offices in Calgary, he was throwing darts on a dart board that featured the Saints logo. "We've won our division the last 3 seasons in a row for a reason, then they knocked us out, again. We'll be making a
statement this year."

On the topic of the Achaeans bidding on RFA Brendan Morrison for 2.5 million dollars, GM Major responded with a simple catch phrase. "Damn you."

And as he was walking out of the Saddledome offices his assistant Cindy mentioned that 2.5 million isn't that much considering he's paying a farm player 2 million $ in Martin Lapointe, and 2.5 million $ in Richard Matvichuk. GM Major turned to his assistant.

"Damn you too, you're fired."


Calgary Sun

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