WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE
TO PURCHASE WHALERS FRANCHISE FROM TFHL
Yes, the Soviet Union has returned and has decided to purchase the former TFHL Whalers franchise. For too long has the team sat unwanted by CAPITALIST AMERICAN PIGS, so the Workers of the World have united to control the team. No longer will star players Alexeev, Keefe, Horton, Baranka and others will remain on the farm. They will rise up to their glorius new positions on the Pro club. Too long has the Bourgeois kept these glorius players down. The CLASS STRUGGLE of between these peoples have restricted the glorius Whaler franchise from succeeding. The Red Army will no longer settle for failure. In the words of captain COMRADE JOESEPH (Sakic), "We will fight every game to spread the glory of the Proletariate to our brothers accross the TFHL and the World! LONG LIVE THE PEOPLE AND LONG LIVE THE RED ARMY.
~ RED ARMY COACH JOSEPH STALIN. Nov 20, 2004 - The Globe and Mail
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